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孟小军的全家遭遇了一场惨烈的车祸，他们骑的摩托车被卡车撞翻，孟小军受了重伤，年仅4岁的女儿严重脑损伤，而妻子则当场死亡。女儿必须在一周之内做一台昂贵的手术才能保住性命，手术的花费要十二万，作为小县城的修车工，孟小军根本无法在一周之内凑到钱。所以，走投无路的他听从了太平间管理员老张的建议：打算将妻子的遗体卖到农村，与一个刚刚死去的年轻人结成阴婚。 All the families of Xiaojun Meng suffered a serious car accident. A truck rammed his motorcycle and Xiaojun Meng was hurt badly and her four-year-old daughter was suffered a fearful brain damage, but her wife was dead, unfortunately. In order to save her daughter, she must be conducted an expensive operation within a week, which costs ￥120,000. Since Meng is a car mechanic in a small town, there is no doubt that Meng cannot pay the operation fee. At last, he followed the mortuary administrator, Lao Zhang’s advice, that is, he would sell his wife’s remains to rural and got her Yin married with a dead young man.。米尼（李心洁 饰）是杂技团的空中飞人，母亲远嫁海外，长期被寄养在舅母家，生活孤独。某天，她和在音像店工作的周大康（刘烨 饰）相爱，后者是普通是城市下层青年，喜欢偷东西，仔细研究以后再寄还失主，以此窥视别人的生活，洞悉世界。 但是，爱情的浪漫并不能掩盖现实的残酷。阿康因为偷东西入狱，米尼关节受伤离被迫开杂技团，出狱后的阿康选择另外的人生道路，米尼为了复出挣钱把自己出卖给杂技团的赞助商大成哥（张耀扬 饰）……生活的难题一个接着一个，他们彼此深爱，彼此伤害，一步一步从浪漫温暖的开头走到了鲜血淋漓的结局。。